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All 72 stories the Herald has published, by the month they appeared. Newest first.

November 2026

7 stories
  1. Thu 5 Nov · News Aylesbury LEGO shop marks first year with prize draw for rare Star Wars set Straight report
  2. Wed 4 Nov · News Thames Valley devolution: what it could mean for Buckinghamshire Straight report
  3. Wed 4 Nov · News Thame Refused A Bank, Offers To Keep Money In A Drawer
  4. Tue 3 Nov · News Waddesdon's twelve-metre 'Wedding Cake' is coming down. By 2036. Straight report
  5. Tue 3 Nov · News Middle Class Crime Wave sweeps through Haddenham.
  6. Mon 2 Nov · News Wheatley Tractor Unclaimed, Owner Presumed Beamed Up
  7. Sun 1 Nov · National Haddenham Street Spends Energy Payment On More Lights

October 2026

50 stories
  1. Fri 30 Oct · News Gibson Lane Cyclist Now Being Used To Deliver Parcels
  2. Thu 29 Oct · News Cycle Path Consultation Offers Four Identical Lines
  3. Wed 28 Oct · News Eight Hundred Scouts Navigate Wendover Woods, Three Parents Still Missing
  4. Wed 28 Oct · News Stansted Power Surge Blamed On Haddenham Hedge Trimmer
  5. Tue 27 Oct · News Parish Councils Refuse Review, Cite Nineteen Years Of Momentum
  6. Tue 27 Oct · News Haddenham Cottage Adds A Nought As Nation Cuts Prices
  7. Mon 26 Oct · News Buckinghamshire students learn CPR with ambulance service on Restart a Heart Day Straight report
  8. Mon 26 Oct · News Overflowing Bin Outside Co-op Hailed As Art Installation
  9. Sun 25 Oct · National RAF Chinooks To Be Fitted With Enormous Buckets
  10. Sun 25 Oct · News Padbury Field Offered 65 Homes Or One Shop
  11. Sat 24 Oct · News Antique Dealers Value Village Hall Radiator Above Village Hall
  12. Fri 23 Oct · News Police AI Helper Shortlists Itself For Award
  13. Fri 23 Oct · News Thame fundraising drive begins for new youth and community centre Straight report
  14. Fri 23 Oct · News Bus Passengers Face £100 Fines For Playing Music Aloud
  15. Thu 22 Oct · News Search Engines Report Haddenham Already Typing Santa
  16. Thu 22 Oct · News Overnight closures on Tring Road as A41 corridor work continues Straight report
  17. Thu 22 Oct · News Eleven-Year Leaf War Erupts Again On Churchway
  18. Wed 21 Oct · News Cuddington Hall Applies To Join Hollywood
  19. Wed 21 Oct · News Kamikaze Cyclist Clears Haddenham Lane Like A Bowling Alley
  20. Tue 20 Oct · News Thame audiologist runs Oxford Half Marathon for Alzheimer's Society Straight report
  21. Tue 20 Oct · News Our Best Reporter Introduces Herself, At Length
  22. Mon 19 Oct · News Haddenham Man Finds Cure For Depression
  23. Sat 17 Oct · News Mannequins In Aylesbury Window Now Outranking Shoppers
  24. Sat 17 Oct · News Haddenham Jazzercise Class Now Entering World Breakdancing Championships
  25. Fri 16 Oct · News Council Sickness Bill Promoted To Head Of Department
  26. Fri 16 Oct · National Burnham Digs Up Brexit, Insists It Is Still Warm
  27. Thu 15 Oct · World Seaside town keeps beach open for regatta week, declares missing swimmers 'a seasonal pattern'
  28. Thu 15 Oct · News Theme Park Burst Main Hailed As Best Ride All Day
  29. Thu 15 Oct · National Britain's Air Defence Plan Is A Very Large Umbrella
  30. Thu 15 Oct · News Remembrance Sunday parade and service in Haddenham on 8 November Straight report
  31. Wed 14 Oct · National Reform UK Investigates Itself, Finds Itself Delightful
  32. Tue 13 Oct · News Northern Lights Arrive, Haddenham Faces The Other Way
  33. Tue 13 Oct · National Tories pledge to abolish nature itself, promising it was "slowing down the driveways"
  34. Mon 12 Oct · News HS2 Tunnel Finished, Outside Still Pending
  35. Mon 12 Oct · News Village Pond Declared A Roundabout By Satnav Firm
  36. Fri 9 Oct · News Clock Tower Repaired, Agrees To Go On Being Wrong
  37. Fri 9 Oct · News Post Would Move Faster If Nobody Touched It, Panel Finds
  38. Thu 8 Oct · News Cuddington Cinema Night Declared Louder Than The Moon
  39. Thu 8 Oct · News Bat Zapped in Village Laser Lab
  40. Wed 7 Oct · World Detective and armed robbery suspect have coffee together, split bill, then resume pursuit
  41. Tue 6 Oct · News Met Office Warns Of Noticeable Drop In Temperature, Haddenham Responds By Putting The Heating On And Then Immediately Off Again
  42. Mon 5 Oct · National Shadow Chancellor Vows To Abolish Red Tape Itself, Including The Colour Red And All Known Tape
  43. Mon 5 Oct · News Rising cemetery costs blamed on cost of living
  44. Sun 4 Oct · National Brexit Debate Reopened For Third Time This Decade, Britain Cited As "Only Nation Capable Of Arguing With A Decision It Already Made"
  45. Sat 3 Oct · News Award-Winning Window Cleaner Accidentally Reunites Neighbours Who Hadn't Seen Each Other In Years
  46. Sat 3 Oct · News Village Votes On Leaving Buckinghamshire, With One Councillor Demanding A Wall To Keep Aylesbury Out
  47. Fri 2 Oct · News Study Finds Haddenham's Neatest Lawns Belong To People Who Have "Never Once Forgiven Anybody"
  48. Thu 1 Oct · National Treasury Confirms Vape Duty Is Phase One Of A Broader Tax On Coping
  49. Thu 1 Oct · National Voting To Be Extended To Every Sentient Being On These Islands, including Toddlers and Badgers.
  50. Thu 1 Oct · World Detached bungalow leaves residential street by air, last seen heading south-west.

September 2026

15 stories
  1. Tue 29 Sept · News Village Declared Officially Too Quiet, Baby Group Ordered To Keep Up The Good Work.
  2. Tue 29 Sept · News Village Film Night Descends Into Schism After Projector Declared "Too Wide"
  3. Fri 25 Sept · News Monarch To Personally Fry Breakfast For 14,000 At Thame Food Fair, Palace Insists He "Has The Time".
  4. Thu 24 Sept · News Thame Delegation Cycles To Twin Town, Arrives In Wrong Country.
  5. Mon 21 Sept · News Village Mansion For Sale At £4.1m, Comes With Butler Who Cannot Legally Be Removed
  6. Sun 20 Sept · World Private Swiss bank discovers vault contents ‘quietly relocated overnight’, single note left in their place
  7. Sun 20 Sept · World Man, 34, discovers hometown was built entirely for a television audience
  8. Sun 20 Sept · World Two staff charged after propping up deceased chief executive at company gala for three days
  9. Sun 20 Sept · World Miami drug baron gunned down in mansion shootout
  10. Sun 20 Sept · News Illegal tiger removed from garden shed after WiggyTinkles staff member kept it as a ‘personal project’
  11. Sun 20 Sept · News Residents ‘spiritually exhausted’ as nobody can remember which week is recycling
  12. Sun 20 Sept · News Village's only coffee shop closed Mondays and Tuesdays, Thames Valley Police ‘on high alert’ for civil unrest
  13. Sun 20 Sept · News Village fete cancelled for ‘excessive normality’
  14. Sun 20 Sept · News Ferry terminal ‘on track’ for 2056, council insists
  15. Sun 20 Sept · News Horticultural Society exposed as front for ayahuasca ceremonies, committee insists minutes ‘strictly for members’