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20 September 2026
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- Illegal tiger removed from garden shed after WiggyTinkles staff member kept it as a ‘personal project’
- Horticultural Society exposed as front for ayahuasca ceremonies, committee insists minutes ‘strictly for members’
- Ferry terminal ‘on track’ for 2056, council insists
- Village fete cancelled for ‘excessive normality’
- Village's only coffee shop closed Mondays and Tuesdays, Thames Valley Police ‘on high alert’ for civil unrest
- Residents ‘spiritually exhausted’ as nobody can remember which week is recycling
- Miami drug baron gunned down in mansion shootout
- Two staff charged after propping up deceased chief executive at company gala for three days
- Man, 34, discovers hometown was built entirely for a television audience
- Private Swiss bank discovers vault contents ‘quietly relocated overnight’, single note left in their place