This week's stories

A four-month undercover investigation uncovers tribal drumming, ceremonial nudity, and a raffle, held the same evening, for a hanging basket.

Over budget, landlocked, and thirty years late, but ready, we are assured, for when the sea finally arrives.

Two consecutive mornings without coffee is, officers confirm, well within the threshold for a Public Order Support Unit

Collection remains Monday, as it has for eleven years. Which Monday is another matter entirely.

Colleagues say they had assumed the smell was ‘to do with the badgers’