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September 2026

September 2026

15 stories

1. Tue 29 Sept · News Village Declared Officially Too Quiet, Baby Group Ordered To Keep Up The Good Work.
2. Tue 29 Sept · News Village Film Night Descends Into Schism After Projector Declared "Too Wide"
3. Fri 25 Sept · News Monarch To Personally Fry Breakfast For 14,000 At Thame Food Fair, Palace Insists He "Has The Time".
4. Thu 24 Sept · News Thame Delegation Cycles To Twin Town, Arrives In Wrong Country.
5. Mon 21 Sept · News Village Mansion For Sale At £4.1m, Comes With Butler Who Cannot Legally Be Removed
6. Sun 20 Sept · World Private Swiss bank discovers vault contents ‘quietly relocated overnight’, single note left in their place
7. Sun 20 Sept · World Man, 34, discovers hometown was built entirely for a television audience
8. Sun 20 Sept · World Two staff charged after propping up deceased chief executive at company gala for three days
9. Sun 20 Sept · World Miami drug baron gunned down in mansion shootout
10. Sun 20 Sept · News Illegal tiger removed from garden shed after WiggyTinkles staff member kept it as a ‘personal project’
11. Sun 20 Sept · News Residents ‘spiritually exhausted’ as nobody can remember which week is recycling
12. Sun 20 Sept · News Village's only coffee shop closed Mondays and Tuesdays, Thames Valley Police ‘on high alert’ for civil unrest
13. Sun 20 Sept · News Village fete cancelled for ‘excessive normality’
14. Sun 20 Sept · News Ferry terminal ‘on track’ for 2056, council insists
15. Sun 20 Sept · News Horticultural Society exposed as front for ayahuasca ceremonies, committee insists minutes ‘strictly for members’