Classifieds · Box C031
For sale: one hot tub, four person, bought in a week when the sun was out and we briefly became different people. It has been covered since October with a tarpaulin that has developed its own small ecosystem, and something is living under the steps that we have agreed not to investigate. Buyer collects, buyer drains, buyer explains to their own spouse why the patio now has a pale rectangle on it.
Two more from this week
- Wanted: somebody who remembers what the third key on this keyring opens. The first is the front door and the second is the shed, and the third is brass, worn smooth and clearly important to a version of me who is no longer available for comment. I have walked round the house trying it in things for an hour and have only succeeded in locking myself out of the garage.Box C032
- Free to a good home: a rowing machine, full size, in the sense that it is the size of a boat. It belongs to a household that is finally being honest with itself and the room would quite like to be a room again. Available from the end of the drive in Chearsley, where it is currently being rained on with great dignity.Box C033