Reply to Box C031

For sale: one hot tub, four person, bought in a week when the sun was out and we briefly became different people. It has been covered since October with a tarpaulin that has developed its own small ecosystem, and something is living under the steps that we have agreed not to investigate. Buyer collects, buyer drains, buyer explains to their own spouse why the patio now has a pale rectangle on it.

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