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Classifieds · Box C033

Free to a good home: a rowing machine, full size, in the sense that it is the size of a boat. It belongs to a household that is finally being honest with itself and the room would quite like to be a room again. Available from the end of the drive in Chearsley, where it is currently being rained on with great dignity.

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Two more from this week
  • Lost on the Thame road, probably near the layby: one left walking boot, size nine, brown, laces still tied in the knot of a man in a hurry. How it left the car without the right one is a question my family have decided says something about me generally. The right one is here and is now simply a sad ornament.Box C034
  • Marcus Threlfall, mobile knife and tool sharpening, serving Haddenham, Dinton and the villages between. I will come to your kitchen, sharpen everything in the drawer, and then stand quietly while you discover that your bread knife has been lying to you since 2014. I do garden shears as well, though I will have opinions about how they were stored.Box C035

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