Classifieds · Box C035
Marcus Threlfall, mobile knife and tool sharpening, serving Haddenham, Dinton and the villages between. I will come to your kitchen, sharpen everything in the drawer, and then stand quietly while you discover that your bread knife has been lying to you since 2014. I do garden shears as well, though I will have opinions about how they were stored.
Two more from this week
- For sale: one hot tub, four person, bought in a week when the sun was out and we briefly became different people. It has been covered since October with a tarpaulin that has developed its own small ecosystem, and something is living under the steps that we have agreed not to investigate. Buyer collects, buyer drains, buyer explains to their own spouse why the patio now has a pale rectangle on it.Box C031
- Wanted: somebody who remembers what the third key on this keyring opens. The first is the front door and the second is the shed, and the third is brass, worn smooth and clearly important to a version of me who is no longer available for comment. I have walked round the house trying it in things for an hour and have only succeeded in locking myself out of the garage.Box C032