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Cuddington Cinema Night Declared Louder Than The Moon
A sound test at Bernard Hall has left half of Cuddington convinced the building is now an astronomical object.
By Nigel Fanshawe · Read more →
Bat Zapped in Village Laser Lab
Finally, a BBC story the conspiracy lot will share.
By Phil Prentice · Read more →
Met Office Warns Of Noticeable Drop In Temperature, Haddenham Responds By Putting The Heating On And Then Immediately Off Again
Villagers confirm the boiler is "emotionally exhausted".
By Mike Gerch · Read more →
Rising cemetery costs blamed on cost of living
Burial fees are up across the country, and the nation has been invited to accept that the ground is simply doing its best in difficult conditions.
By Nigel Fanshawe · Read more →
Award-Winning Window Cleaner Accidentally Reunites Neighbours Who Hadn't Seen Each Other In Years
A record shine on Haddenham's glazing has left residents visible to one another for the first time.
By Margaret Pinnock · Read more →
Village Votes On Leaving Buckinghamshire, With One Councillor Demanding A Wall To Keep Aylesbury Out
Haddenham will go to the polls on a proposed secession to Oxfordshire and a single member proposed fortifications.
By Phil Prentice · Read more →
Study Finds Haddenham's Neatest Lawns Belong To People Who Have "Never Once Forgiven Anybody"
The Centre for Applied Behaviourism spent eleven days in the village.
By Nigel Fanshawe · Read more →
Village Declared Officially Too Quiet, Baby Group Ordered To Keep Up The Good Work.
The Chiltern Bureau of Ambient Volume has found Haddenham "dangerously peaceful" on weekday mornings.
By Mike Gerch · Read more →
Illegal tiger removed from garden shed after WiggyTinkles staff member kept it as a ‘personal project’
Colleagues say they had assumed the smell was ‘to do with the badgers’
By Mike Gerch · Read more →
Village Film Night Descends Into Schism After Projector Declared "Too Wide"
Rival factions in Haddenham now hold separate screenings eleven feet apart in the same hall, and both insist the other is watching it wrong.
By Mike Gerch · Read more →
Monarch To Personally Fry Breakfast For 14,000 At Thame Food Fair, Palace Insists He "Has The Time".
The Crown's kitchen office confirms one pan, one spatula, an eleven-hour standing commitment and a persistent rumour about the Sovereign's hands.
By Laurence Murray · Read more →
Thame Delegation Cycles To Twin Town, Arrives In Wrong Country.
A nine-strong civic party set off for Saint-Pelage-sur-Ouche and held a full ribbon-cutting ceremony in a retail park outside Ghent instead.
By Phil Prentice - Thame Expert · Read more →