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Eleven-Year Leaf War Erupts Again On Churchway

Two gardens have spent over a decade moving one pile of leaves roughly four metres and back.
By Nigel Fanshawe · Read more →
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Haddenham Man Finds Cure For Depression

A resident has sealed himself inside the decade before broadband and reports that the roaring in his head has gone quiet.
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Haddenham Jazzercise Class Now Entering World Breakdancing Championships

The Thursday keep fit group has renamed itself a crew and intends to take on the planet.
By Phil Prentice · Read more →
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Mannequins In Aylesbury Window Now Outranking Shoppers

A new menswear window display has left the town's passing public quietly reassessing their own trousers.
By Mike Gerch · Read more →

Council Sickness Bill Promoted To Head Of Department

The £378,000 a month now has a letterhead, a parking space and nobody reporting to it, which officers call a lean structure.
By Nigel Fanshawe · Read more →

Theme Park Burst Main Hailed As Best Ride All Day

Haddenham day trippers say being walked slowly to the car park was the highlight of the trip.
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Northern Lights Arrive, Haddenham Faces The Other Way

The aurora reached the village on Friday, mostly seen by people who had gone indoors to look at it on a phone.
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Straight report

Remembrance Sunday parade and service in Haddenham on 8 November

Churches Together in Haddenham will hold this year's Remembrance Service at St Mary's Church, followed by wreath laying at the Church End War Memorial.
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Village Pond Declared A Roundabout By Satnav Firm

Motorists have been circling an empty hole since Tuesday and one of them now says it has changed him.
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HS2 Tunnel Finished, Outside Still Pending

A mile of excellent darkness has been completed near Wendover, with only the trains, the timetable and the reason outstanding.
By Mike Gerch · Read more →

Clock Tower Repaired, Agrees To Go On Being Wrong

Princes Risborough has approved repairs to the Market House clock, which has read ten past ten since a storm nobody will discuss.
By Phil Prentice · Read more →

Post Would Move Faster If Nobody Touched It, Panel Finds

A national efficiency review recommends letters be left somewhere central and allowed to make their own arrangements.
By Mike Gerch · Read more →