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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0102

Showed Gareth a photograph of the basil man. Gareth climbed onto the phone and stayed there until the screen went dark, which I have chosen to read as a no, and which is the closest thing to feedback I have had since October.

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Two more from this week
  • A man at the studio asked what a reformer actually is and I gave him forty minutes, the carriage, the springs, the whole history, and he stayed for all of it. Available for Christmas lunch, dinner, and the long explanations in between.Ref. 0103
  • Sixty-two. I have been doing the village pumpkin trail for eleven years purely to see inside other people's porches, and this is now the only occasion on which anyone opens a door to me on purpose.Ref. 0104

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