Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0096
Matched with a man whose profile said mostly plant based. On investigation this means he owns a basil plant, which is dying, which he has not noticed. I am reporting this calmly. Gareth has eaten a ham.
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- App is back on the phone. I told myself it was research. Forty minutes of research later I was explaining my job to a man in Aylesbury with a fish. Gareth watched the whole thing and said nothing, which is worse.Ref. 0090
- Matcha has grades, the way steel has grades, and what the village is drinking is scaffolding. Mine arrives in a tin that must be whisked, not stirred. I am available Thursdays to explain the difference at length.Ref. 0091