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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0103

A man at the studio asked what a reformer actually is and I gave him forty minutes, the carriage, the springs, the whole history, and he stayed for all of it. Available for Christmas lunch, dinner, and the long explanations in between.

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  • Sixty-two. I have been doing the village pumpkin trail for eleven years purely to see inside other people's porches, and this is now the only occasion on which anyone opens a door to me on purpose.Ref. 0104
  • Bought the big tin of sweets in September and finished it in September. Have bought the second one. We can split the third in a kitchen somewhere in Haddenham, like adults, neither of us mentioning the first two.Ref. 0105

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