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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0104

Sixty-two. I have been doing the village pumpkin trail for eleven years purely to see inside other people's porches, and this is now the only occasion on which anyone opens a door to me on purpose.

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Two more from this week
  • Bought the big tin of sweets in September and finished it in September. Have bought the second one. We can split the third in a kitchen somewhere in Haddenham, like adults, neither of us mentioning the first two.Ref. 0105
  • Forty-nine, and my loft contains a nine-foot artificial tree I have put up alone every December since 2014, in a flat with a seven-foot ceiling, which is why it leans. Would like someone to hold the top half.Ref. 0106

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