Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0071
Not seeking anyone. I am here because I have watched this column for two years and concluded that everybody in this village is quietly advertising the same thing in fourteen different fonts, and I wanted to see my own version in print to confirm it does nothing for me. It has not. Please do not reply, though I will check.
Placed in the edition of 25 September 2026.
This advert has come off the column. Its author, presumably, has not given up.
Two more from this week
- Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.Ref. 0079
- I am looking for someone aligned: up at five, matcha before speech, reformer at six, no refined sugar, no seed oils, no complaining about the cold plunge, no opinions during the breathwork.Ref. 0080