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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0079

Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.

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  • I am looking for someone aligned: up at five, matcha before speech, reformer at six, no refined sugar, no seed oils, no complaining about the cold plunge, no opinions during the breathwork.Ref. 0080
  • I am the man who arrives forty minutes early to everything. I have now seen the inside of the village hall being set up more times than I have seen it being used, and the caretaker and I have an understanding that neither of us enjoys. Seeking someone who is late, so that I might finally experience suspense.Ref. 0081

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