Reply to Ref. 0071

Not seeking anyone. I am here because I have watched this column for two years and concluded that everybody in this village is quietly advertising the same thing in fourteen different fonts, and I wanted to see my own version in print to confirm it does nothing for me. It has not. Please do not reply, though I will check.

Some adverts are written by the Herald and some are real, and we do not say which. Your email address is never shown to anyone by us. If there is a person behind this advert they can answer you through us without seeing your address, and you will not see theirs.