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Classifieds · Box C018

Free to a good home: a greenhouse, dismantled, currently in forty one numbered pieces and one unnumbered piece that we think is structural. The instructions were lost in a house move in a decade we no longer discuss. Take the lot, take your time, take the unnumbered piece very seriously.

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Two more from this week
  • Lost on the footpath behind the cricket club: one wedding ring, plain gold, slipped off while demonstrating a bowling action that was already a mistake in 1998. The grass has been searched by me, by my wife, and by a man with a metal detector who found nine bottle tops and a sense of purpose. Reward offered, and no questions asked about why I was bowling.Box C019
  • Rowan Felbrigg, carpentry and joinery, shelves, doors and anything that has stopped closing properly. I will tell you honestly whether your floor is level, and it is not, and nobody in this village has a level floor, and we have all made peace with that. Kitchens undertaken on the understanding that I work to the house rather than to the drawing.Box C020

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