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Classifieds · Box C020

Rowan Felbrigg, carpentry and joinery, shelves, doors and anything that has stopped closing properly. I will tell you honestly whether your floor is level, and it is not, and nobody in this village has a level floor, and we have all made peace with that. Kitchens undertaken on the understanding that I work to the house rather than to the drawing.

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Two more from this week
  • For sale: one conservatory blind, cream, electric, operated by a remote control that has never once been in the same room as the blind. It goes up when you ask it to go down and sideways when you give up entirely. Buyer collects, and buyer may wish to bring a ladder and a philosophy.Box C016
  • Wanted: anyone who was standing near the bus shelter on Churchway on Thursday morning and heard a man describe, at length and with total accuracy, the entire history of narrow gauge railway signalling. I was late for an appointment and had to leave at the point where it got good. I would simply like to know how it ends, and I am prepared to buy the coffee.Box C017

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