Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0114
Forty-four. I own a leaf blower, a strimmer and a pressure washer, and the only sound any of them has made in two years is me telling a neighbour what they can do.
Two more from this week
- I have a chest freezer in the garage containing one full year of soup I made in a single confident weekend. Would like company before I reach the batch I no longer trust.Ref. 0115
- Thirty-six. I have an allotment I visit chiefly to stand in, and a water butt I check with the gravity of a man reading a will. Room on the bench for one.Ref. 0109