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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0115

I have a chest freezer in the garage containing one full year of soup I made in a single confident weekend. Would like company before I reach the batch I no longer trust.

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  • Thirty-six. I have an allotment I visit chiefly to stand in, and a water butt I check with the gravity of a man reading a will. Room on the bench for one.Ref. 0109
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