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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0109

Thirty-six. I have an allotment I visit chiefly to stand in, and a water butt I check with the gravity of a man reading a will. Room on the bench for one.

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  • The library in Thame knows my reservations before I speak and I have started arriving with a prepared opening line for the counter. Would like to practise it on someone who is not employed to be patient with me.Ref. 0110
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