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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0111

Sixty-one. Last winter I learned to make bread properly, and I now produce one loaf a week for one person, slice it, freeze it, and eat it slowly over six days like a hostage. Bring an appetite.

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Two more from this week
  • A man at the studio asked what reformer pilates actually is. I explained for forty minutes without water and he never once looked at the door, which is the longest anyone in this village has held my attention, including the mirror.Ref. 0097
  • Showed Gareth a photograph of the basil man. Gareth climbed onto the phone and stayed there until the screen went dark, which I have chosen to read as a no, and which is the closest thing to feedback I have had since October.Ref. 0102

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