Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0097
A man at the studio asked what reformer pilates actually is. I explained for forty minutes without water and he never once looked at the door, which is the longest anyone in this village has held my attention, including the mirror.
The same advertiser last wrote in as Ref. 0091
Two more from this week
- Showed Gareth a photograph of the basil man. Gareth climbed onto the phone and stayed there until the screen went dark, which I have chosen to read as a no, and which is the closest thing to feedback I have had since October.Ref. 0102
- A man at the studio asked what a reformer actually is and I gave him forty minutes, the carriage, the springs, the whole history, and he stayed for all of it. Available for Christmas lunch, dinner, and the long explanations in between.Ref. 0103