Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0100
Thirty-eight and I have a drawer of chargers for devices I no longer own, which is roughly my romantic history in cable form. Would like to meet someone before I start labelling them.
Two more from this week
- I know every dog on the green by name and not one owner, so my social life is a sequence of warm greetings addressed to a spaniel while a grown adult stands there being ignored by me.Ref. 0101
- Matched with a man whose profile said mostly plant based. On investigation this means he owns a basil plant, which is dying, which he has not noticed. I am reporting this calmly. Gareth has eaten a ham.Ref. 0096