Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0101
I know every dog on the green by name and not one owner, so my social life is a sequence of warm greetings addressed to a spaniel while a grown adult stands there being ignored by me.
Two more from this week
- Matched with a man whose profile said mostly plant based. On investigation this means he owns a basil plant, which is dying, which he has not noticed. I am reporting this calmly. Gareth has eaten a ham.Ref. 0096
- App is back on the phone. I told myself it was research. Forty minutes of research later I was explaining my job to a man in Aylesbury with a fish. Gareth watched the whole thing and said nothing, which is worse.Ref. 0090