Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0099
Own two kayaks. Have used one, once, on a flat pond, in front of nobody. The second kayak was bought for a person who does not exist yet and is beginning to feel like an accusation.
Two more from this week
- Thirty-eight and I have a drawer of chargers for devices I no longer own, which is roughly my romantic history in cable form. Would like to meet someone before I start labelling them.Ref. 0100
- I know every dog on the green by name and not one owner, so my social life is a sequence of warm greetings addressed to a spaniel while a grown adult stands there being ignored by me.Ref. 0101