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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0098

Fifty-eight. I have started saying goodbye to people at the end of phone calls three separate times, because I cannot bear the hanging up, and neither, I suspect, can they.

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Two more from this week
  • Own two kayaks. Have used one, once, on a flat pond, in front of nobody. The second kayak was bought for a person who does not exist yet and is beginning to feel like an accusation.Ref. 0099
  • Thirty-eight and I have a drawer of chargers for devices I no longer own, which is roughly my romantic history in cable form. Would like to meet someone before I start labelling them.Ref. 0100

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