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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0089

Drive to the supermarket in Thame rather than the shop here, purely to avoid being recognised buying four things. Would consider a passenger, provided they understand we are not discussing why.

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Send this to someone it describes Pass it on

Two more from this week
  • Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.Ref. 0079
  • I am looking for someone aligned: up at five, matcha before speech, reformer at six, no refined sugar, no seed oils, no complaining about the cold plunge, no opinions during the breathwork.Ref. 0080

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