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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0088

I garden for the view from the kitchen window, which means the back of the plot has gone feral and I have simply stopped going there. Looking for someone with the same policy on their own life.

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Two more from this week
  • Drive to the supermarket in Thame rather than the shop here, purely to avoid being recognised buying four things. Would consider a passenger, provided they understand we are not discussing why.Ref. 0089
  • Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.Ref. 0079

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