Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0085
Reinstalled the app on Tuesday. Told the cat it was for the recipes. There are no recipes on it. There have never been recipes on it. Gareth has stopped making eye contact with me.
The same advertiser last wrote in as Ref. 0079
Two more from this week
- Fifty-nine. I have become the man who reads the parish noticeboard all the way down, both columns, including the lost cat from 2023, because it is the only reading I finish. Open to company who walks slowly.Ref. 0087
- I garden for the view from the kitchen window, which means the back of the plot has gone feral and I have simply stopped going there. Looking for someone with the same policy on their own life.Ref. 0088