Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0066
Fifty-eight. I have started walking the long way round past the gym window to watch other people become better versions of themselves under bright lighting, which I have decided counts as exercise and possibly as therapy. Seeking someone who will walk with me at exactly that pace, which is slow, and in exactly that direction, which is past and never in.
Two more from this week
- I used to have hobbies. Now I have a laminator, and I laminate things for the village that nobody asked to be laminated, and last week I did the fair's raffle rules twice because the first one was slightly crooked and I could not live with it. Seeking someone who sees that as attention to detail rather than a cry for help, though I accept it is both.Ref. 0067
- Sixty-three, and my proudest achievement is a tombola stall that broke even. Not profited, broke even, exactly, to the penny, which I regard as a kind of mathematical miracle and everyone else regarded as a slow Saturday. Seeking someone who will let me explain the spreadsheet.Ref. 0068