Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0067
I used to have hobbies. Now I have a laminator, and I laminate things for the village that nobody asked to be laminated, and last week I did the fair's raffle rules twice because the first one was slightly crooked and I could not live with it. Seeking someone who sees that as attention to detail rather than a cry for help, though I accept it is both.
Two more from this week
- Sixty-three, and my proudest achievement is a tombola stall that broke even. Not profited, broke even, exactly, to the penny, which I regard as a kind of mathematical miracle and everyone else regarded as a slow Saturday. Seeking someone who will let me explain the spreadsheet.Ref. 0068
- I have reached the age where my back announces the weather before the forecast does, and I have started trusting it over the radio. Seeking someone who wants a relationship with a man who is slowly becoming a barometer with opinions, and who will be needed increasingly for the reaching of high shelves.Ref. 0069