Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0055
Retired vicar. Technically still blesses things, unofficially, mostly out of habit and a lingering fear of what happens if I stop. Seeking someone who doesn't mind being blessed at inconvenient moments, such as during an argument.
Placed in the edition of 21 September 2026.
This advert has come off the column. Its author, presumably, has not given up.
Two more from this week
- Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.Ref. 0079
- I am looking for someone aligned: up at five, matcha before speech, reformer at six, no refined sugar, no seed oils, no complaining about the cold plunge, no opinions during the breathwork.Ref. 0080