Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0051
Run the village quiz. Have never let anyone win, not once, not even the year Brenda's husband died the week before. Seeking someone who finds that admirable rather than concerning.
Placed in the edition of 21 September 2026.
This advert has come off the column. Its author, presumably, has not given up.
Two more from this week
- Early forties. I have deleted the app, and I would like that recorded here, in print, in a publication, because saying it out loud in my kitchen to a cat who eats meat in front of me has not been working as a deterrent.Ref. 0079
- I am looking for someone aligned: up at five, matcha before speech, reformer at six, no refined sugar, no seed oils, no complaining about the cold plunge, no opinions during the breathwork.Ref. 0080