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Classifieds · Box C027

Wanted: a second opinion on a hedge. Mine runs along the back of a property in Cuddington and I have been told by a neighbour that it is now, in his words, a structure. I would like someone to look at it, nod, and say the word bush out loud where he can hear it.

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Two more from this week
  • Free to a good home: a tortoiseshell cat, long haired, who has lived here for eleven months and has never once entered the house through a door. She arrived through a utility room window and has treated that route as a binding contract ever since. Collection by arrangement, though she will almost certainly beat you back here.Box C028
  • Lost somewhere on the walk between Haddenham and Oakley: one canvas tote containing a flask, a bus timetable from a previous arrangement of the universe, and a single leather glove whose partner was lost in 2019 and mourned properly at the time. The flask is dented on one side. Honestly it is the glove I want.Box C029

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