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Classifieds · Box C028

Free to a good home: a tortoiseshell cat, long haired, who has lived here for eleven months and has never once entered the house through a door. She arrived through a utility room window and has treated that route as a binding contract ever since. Collection by arrangement, though she will almost certainly beat you back here.

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Two more from this week
  • Lost somewhere on the walk between Haddenham and Oakley: one canvas tote containing a flask, a bus timetable from a previous arrangement of the universe, and a single leather glove whose partner was lost in 2019 and mourned properly at the time. The flask is dented on one side. Honestly it is the glove I want.Box C029
  • Quentin Starbuck, decorating, interiors only, walls, ceilings, woodwork, and the bit behind the radiator that everybody else pretends is not there. I will paint over your previous colour without asking what you were thinking when you chose it, which I consider the main thing people are paying for. Based in Haddenham, working across Thame and the villages.Box C030

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