Classifieds · Box C015
Lost somewhere between the village green and the bakery: one reading glasses case, tartan, containing no glasses, because the glasses were on my head the entire time and the case has become the only part of the story I can still salvage. Sentimental value, in the sense that it was a gift from somebody who will ask about it. No reward, but considerable relief.
Two more from this week
- Chest freezer, white, enormous, the sort of thing you buy when you briefly believe you will become a person who batch cooks. Works perfectly, holds roughly the contents of a small shop, and has spent four years containing one bag of peas and a mystery. Buyer collects, and buyer should bring a friend who owes them something.Box C011
- Wanted: somebody in the Haddenham area who genuinely understands what the green wheelie bin is for, as opposed to somebody who is merely very confident about it. I have had six explanations and they contradict each other in ways that are starting to feel deliberate. Willing to swap for runner beans, of which I now have a frightening quantity.Box C012