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Classifieds · Box C012

Wanted: somebody in the Haddenham area who genuinely understands what the green wheelie bin is for, as opposed to somebody who is merely very confident about it. I have had six explanations and they contradict each other in ways that are starting to feel deliberate. Willing to swap for runner beans, of which I now have a frightening quantity.

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Two more from this week
  • Free to a good home: approximately two hundred back issues of a magazine about dry stone walling, bound by year, smelling faintly of a loft. My husband subscribed in a period of his life we have agreed to call the Walling Years. They must go together, as splitting them up feels unkind to everyone involved including the walls.Box C013
  • Dennis Marchbank, hedges, lawns and the sort of tidying up that nobody notices until it stops. Operates a strict policy of never cutting anything back harder than the customer has emotionally prepared for. Available weekday mornings, and will discuss your hedge at a length you may not have budgeted for.Box C014

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