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Haddenham, Buckinghamshire. The Cambridgeshire one is a separate village and we wish it well. We occasionally drift into Thame.
Monday 5 October 2026

Latest stories

  1. News · 3 hours ago Rising cemetery costs blamed on cost of living The chart he produced had one bar, labelled costs, on an axis labelled costs.
  2. National · yesterday Brexit Debate Reopened For Third Time This Decade, Britain Cited As "Only Nation Capable Of Arguing With A Decision It Already Made" One supporter brought an unopened 2016 rosette and called it an investment.
  3. News · 2 days ago Award-Winning Window Cleaner Accidentally Reunites Neighbours Who Hadn't Seen Each Other In Years Two residents who moved in the same month of 1978 have now spoken.
  4. News · 2 days ago Village Votes On Leaving Buckinghamshire, With One Councillor Demanding A Wall To Keep Aylesbury Out A laminated map from 2011, and a wall running roundabout to roundabout.
  5. News · 3 days ago Study Finds Haddenham's Neatest Lawns Belong To People Who Have "Never Once Forgiven Anybody" Researchers measured the village green with a ruler borrowed from a school.
  6. National · 4 days ago Treasury Confirms Vape Duty Is Phase One Of A Broader Tax On Coping Revenue projections were calculated by weighing one exhaled cloud.
  7. National · 4 days ago Voting To Be Extended To Every Sentient Being On These Islands, including Toddlers and Badgers. The scratch-and-sniff ballot for dogs is only the third strangest edition.
  8. World · 4 days ago Detached bungalow leaves residential street by air, last seen heading south-west. Police counted a small patch of balloons and multiplied outward; the boy took sandwiches.
The rest of this week's edition
News
Fifteen stories this week, freshly fabricated. Read more →
National
Westminster and the rest of Britain, as seen from the village. Read more →
Lonely Hearts
Fifteen adverts this week, unhinged, honest, occasionally real. Read more →
Heard in Haddenham
Overheard conversations and confessions. No names, no proof. Read more →
World News
Five stories from beyond the village boundary. Read more →
Sports
Real results from Haddenham CC, synced from their own scorecards. Read more →
Community · What's On
Nineteen real events coming up in the village. Read more →
The Cheltenham Challenge
This month's cipher awaits a worthy adversary. Read more →
Letters
Real reader letters, plus some that aren't. Read more →
Ask Philippe
Our resident relationship counsellor, on hand with confident, outdated advice. Read more →
Classifieds
Lost gnomes, regretted purchases, allegedly reliable tradesmen. Read more →
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