Reply to Box C032

Wanted: somebody who remembers what the third key on this keyring opens. The first is the front door and the second is the shed, and the third is brass, worn smooth and clearly important to a version of me who is no longer available for comment. I have walked round the house trying it in things for an hour and have only succeeded in locking myself out of the garage.

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