Reply to Box C022

Wanted: a man or woman who owns a long ladder and no strong opinions about how other people should be using theirs. I have a ladder of my own but it reaches the gutter in the way a handshake reaches an apology, which is to say technically. Previous helpers have spent more time assessing my angles than ascending them. Tea provided, commentary not required.

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