Reply to Box C016

For sale: one conservatory blind, cream, electric, operated by a remote control that has never once been in the same room as the blind. It goes up when you ask it to go down and sideways when you give up entirely. Buyer collects, and buyer may wish to bring a ladder and a philosophy.

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