Reply to Box C004

A reliable eyewitness who was actually at the fete and is prepared to say, on the record, what they saw near the coconut shy at approximately 2:40pm. Discretion guaranteed on our end, though we make no promises about the rest of the village. Reward is our undying gratitude and, if it comes to it, a credited mention as ‘a concerned resident’.

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