Reply to Box C002

One garden gnome, ceramic, approximately 40cm, fishing rod missing, answers to ‘Trevor’, will not answer to anything else, we've tried. Last seen on the front wall facing the road, then facing the hedge, which nobody in this house did and which we are choosing not to think too hard about. Small reward for safe return, no questions asked about the facing situation.

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