Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0095
I keep the village hall chairs stacked in the order the hall prefers, which is not the order anyone else uses, and I have never once been asked how I know. Companionship considered.
Two more from this week
- Reinstalled the app on Tuesday. Told the cat it was for the recipes. There are no recipes on it. There have never been recipes on it. Gareth has stopped making eye contact with me.Ref. 0085
- Fifty-nine. I have become the man who reads the parish noticeboard all the way down, both columns, including the lost cat from 2023, because it is the only reading I finish. Open to company who walks slowly.Ref. 0087