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The Haddenham Herald Wednesday 14 October 2026
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Lonely Hearts · Ref. 0093

My car radio has been stuck on one station since February and I have grown to agree with it. Would like to meet someone before the opinions set permanently.

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Two more from this week
  • Forty-seven, and I have reached the stage of life where I buy a bag of salad every Sunday as a promise to a better man, and throw it away every Thursday on his behalf.Ref. 0094
  • I keep the village hall chairs stacked in the order the hall prefers, which is not the order anyone else uses, and I have never once been asked how I know. Companionship considered.Ref. 0095

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