Classifieds · Box C025
Imelda Crowther, domestic and small commercial electrics, sockets moved, lights hung, fuse boards explained slowly and without sighing. I will fit any ceiling fixture you have bought online, including the one with eleven arms that arrived in a box marked FRAGILE and was not. Rewires taken on from Aylesbury to Thame, and I turn up on the day I said, which I am told is a selling point rather than a baseline.
Two more from this week
- For sale: one static caravan awning, blue, fits a caravan we no longer possess, having sold the caravan to a man in Long Crendon who did not want the awning. It has been put up exactly once, on the drive, in April, by two adults who stopped speaking for a full afternoon. Erected it is the size of a small marquee; folded it is the size of a sleeping labrador and roughly the same weight. Collection only, and bring somebody you already dislike.Box C021
- Wanted: a man or woman who owns a long ladder and no strong opinions about how other people should be using theirs. I have a ladder of my own but it reaches the gutter in the way a handshake reaches an apology, which is to say technically. Previous helpers have spent more time assessing my angles than ascending them. Tea provided, commentary not required.Box C022