Reply to Ref. 0081

I am the man who arrives forty minutes early to everything. I have now seen the inside of the village hall being set up more times than I have seen it being used, and the caretaker and I have an understanding that neither of us enjoys. Seeking someone who is late, so that I might finally experience suspense.

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