Reply to Ref. 0072

Fifty-five. I bought a caravan in March on the understanding that it would be the start of something, and it has not moved from the driveway since, and I now go and sit in it on Sundays with a flask like a man visiting himself in prison. Seeking someone who can reverse a trailer and lie convincingly about the future.

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